I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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