3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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