What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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