despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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