Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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