I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
