Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
