Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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