would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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