Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
