Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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