yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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