Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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