Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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