I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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