We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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