Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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