fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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