I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
