i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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