I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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