He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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