Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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