if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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