i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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