Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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