why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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