i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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