question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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