ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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