I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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