He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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