The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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