And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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