so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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