I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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