**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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