maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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