Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.