I just saw a hot homeless man
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize