Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator