yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS