I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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