i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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