I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Oh Jesus.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
is that a dick in a sweater?
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