she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You're a waste of cheezeits
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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