is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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