I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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