Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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