She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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