Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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