was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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