need another drink. this is the easiest way
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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