My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
she was so not down for the gang bang
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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