what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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