why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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