So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
bring money and cleavage
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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