your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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