is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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