just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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