I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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